Guillermo's hunting group raids a suburban home they believe belongs to his masters. It turns out to be a different house inhabited by a family of vampires, forcing Guillermo to "accidentally" kill several of them to save his group.

The episode follows two contrasting storylines that highlight the absurdity of the vampires' lives versus the rising danger faced by their familiar:

While his masters are preoccupied with spam, Guillermo attends a meeting with the Mosquito Collectors of the Tri-State Area , a secret group of amateur vampire hunters. Guillermo attempts to sabotage their raid on a suspected vampire nest, only to discover the house is actually filled with real, dangerous vampires. Key Plot Developments