Watermelon Poppichulo.mp4 < EXCLUSIVE ◆ >

: He retired from social media to live in a cool, damp patch of the community garden, where he reportedly tastes like summer and provides high-speed Wi-Fi to anyone who brings him a slice of feta cheese.

: Poppichulo didn't get sick; he became the world’s first human-watermelon hybrid. Watermelon Poppichulo.mp4

If this were a story, it would likely go something like this: : He retired from social media to live

: Never film a "mukbang" with fruit that has a "cautionary tale" attached to it—unless you're prepared to turn into a snack.. damp patch of the community garden