: Tensions rise as Alan tries to help Kandi become self-sufficient by hiring her as a receptionist at his chiropractic office—a plan that Charlie predicts will fail due to her lack of professional experience.
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In the Two and a Half Men episode "" (Season 3, Episode 19), the beach house dynamic is upended when Charlie discovers that Alan's girlfriend, Kandi, has been living with them—unnoticed by Charlie—for three weeks. Episode Overview : Tensions rise as Alan tries to help
(played by Diane Delano ): Appears as part of a subplot involving Berta's family. Where to Watch Episode Overview (played by Diane Delano ): Appears
(played by Gail O'Grady ): Kandi’s mother, who arrives at the beach house looking for her daughter, inadvertently providing Charlie a way to end his dry spell.
: The episode title comes from a random line of dialogue, a common stylistic choice for the show's writers to create absurd titles. Cast and Key Guest Stars
(played by April Bowlby ): Alan’s young, intellectually "vacant" girlfriend who previously had a fling with Charlie.