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He tosses it. The pancake doesn’t flip; it glides through the air like a clumsy frisbee, missing the pan entirely and landing squarely on the head of a golden retriever sitting patiently by the stove.
The video cuts off just as someone yells, "Wait, did anyone actually record that?!" VID-20221028-WA0137mp4
The camera shakes as the recording starts. It’s 11:37 PM, and the lighting is that classic, grainy "indoor party" yellow. In the frame, a group of friends is huddled around a kitchen island that has seen better days. He tosses it

















