Unit For Cuteness.: The Si

): A level of cuteness that could potentially destabilize a small workplace. Think of a basket of kittens wearing bowties. 1 milliButton ( mBtm cap B t

): A polite, subtle cuteness—like a particularly aesthetic teapot. 1 picoButton ( pBtp cap B t The SI Unit for Cuteness.

): The absolute minimum threshold of "aww," perhaps a very tiny, well-behaved pebble. The Science Behind the Scale ): A level of cuteness that could potentially

While the International Bureau of Weights and Measures (BIPM) remains curiously silent on the matter, the scientific and humorist communities have stepped in to fill the void. The Proposed Unit: The Button " perhaps a very tiny

Because cuteness often operates on an exponential scale, we use standard SI prefixes to handle the extremes: 1 kiloButton ( kBtk cap B t