Dwight bolted into the office, breathless. "Michael, stop! I’ve done the research. 'The Regional Manager Free Download' is a known phishing scam originating from a server in Eastern Europe. They aren't trying to manage the branch; they’re trying to manage your bank account!"
"Dwight, you’re just jealous because there isn't an 'Assistant TO THE Regional Manager' download," Michael snapped, clicking 'Accept' on a series of increasingly sketchy pop-ups.
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Back in Michael’s office, the computer speakers emitted a high-pitched screech, followed by a robotic voice: "Welcome, Regional Manager. Please input Social Security Number to unlock Leadership Mode." Dwight bolted into the office, breathless
"See?" Michael shouted to the bullpen. "It knows me! It’s welcoming me!"
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"Pam, did it arrive?" Michael whispered, far louder than a whisper should be.