Exhausted, holding a coffee cup that is definitely empty.
(Adjusting sunglasses) Relax. I’ve got the vision. We don’t do the "Bunny and Snowflake" dance anymore. We do "The Midnight Before the Exam." It’s a thriller. stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov
(Pulling a fake beard out of his sack) Fine, I’ll do the traditional bit. (Deep voice) "HO HO HO! Have you been good students?" ANYA: Better. Exhausted, holding a coffee cup that is definitely empty
(Ignoring her) Picture this: The clock strikes twelve. Instead of a gift, a giant envelope falls from the sky. It’s the university entrance results. stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov
(Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand. I’m not "Ded Moroz" anymore. I’m "Father Crypto." Instead of candy, I’m giving out QR codes to my failed NFT project.