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When the noise finally died down, the Mayor glared over his spectacles. "Arkady," he whispered, "was that... a operatic farm animal?"

The Mayor stopped mid-sentence. The local priest crossed himself. Arkady scrambled, his fingers slipping on the keypad. Instead of silencing it, he accidentally hit the "Loudspeaker" button. The goat’s voice reached a fever pitch, followed by a sound effect of a wet sliding whistle and a canned laugh track that lasted for thirty agonizing seconds. skachat smeshnye ringtony

Suddenly, the silence of the meeting was shattered. It wasn't a standard ring. It was a high-pitched, digitized voice of a goat—but the goat was singing a techno remix of "The Barber of Seville." “MEEEEEE-A-RE! MEEEEE-A-RE!” the phone shrieked. When the noise finally died down, the Mayor

Arkady turned beet red, tucked his Nokia deep into his pocket, and muttered, "It was a premium download, sir. Very rare." The local priest crossed himself