[s8e2] A La Cart (OFFICIAL)

"That’s just weight reduction, Chris! We’re getting faster!"

"Nonsense, Chris! That’s Grade-A Hubba Bubba. It’s the carbon fiber of the candy world," Peter replied, wiping grease onto his white shirt. [S8E2] A La Cart

"The only thing I’m eating today is victory, Joe! And maybe a churro if the guy comes back around," Peter shot back. "That’s just weight reduction, Chris

Peter sat on the bare asphalt, clutching the bumper car steering wheel, a look of pure triumph on his face. He looked at Chris, who was covered in soot and shaking. It’s the carbon fiber of the candy world,"

"See, Chris? That’s what happens when you use quality adhesives."

"Dad, I don't think the engine should be held on by used chewing gum," Chris had worried, staring at the rattling hunk of metal they’d salvaged from a discarded woodchipper.

They didn't get a trophy—mostly because they had technically caused three separate pile-ups and the judges weren't sure if their vehicle qualified as a "car"—but as they walked home carrying the engine in a wagon, Peter knew he’d taught his son an important lesson: if you're going to fail, do it at high speeds with a lot of noise.