[s5e4] The One Where Phoebe Hates Pb | Ultra HD |

"It’s not just a spread, Ross! It’s a conspiracy of the earth!" Phoebe stood up, pacing. "Think about it. It sticks to the roof of your mouth so you can’t scream for help. It’s the silence of the nuts!"

The situation peaked when Rachel walked in with a Thai peanut salad. Phoebe gasped, pointing a finger at the bowl. "Traitor! You’re eating the glue of the devil!" "Phoebe, it’s just lunch," Rachel sighed. [S5E4] The One Where Phoebe Hates PB

"Tell her what? That we murdered her spoon with the very substance she currently believes is an agent of evil?" Chandler hissed back. "We’ll be next! She’ll think we’re 'sticky' too!" "It’s not just a spread, Ross

As she stormed out, Joey finally unscrewed the lid. "More for me," he muttered, while Monica and Chandler began frantically looking for superglue, praying the "peanut butter curse" didn't extend to home repairs. It sticks to the roof of your mouth

Ross looked up from his newspaper, skeptical. "So, because of a 'sticky' dream, you now have a vendetta against a legume-based spread?"

Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica were trying—and failing—to hide their latest secret. Monica had accidentally used Phoebe’s "special" heirloom spoon to scoop out some extra-crunchy, and she had broken the handle.

"That’s what they want you to think!" Phoebe grabbed her coat. "I’m going to go talk to the squirrels in the park. They need to know their cousins are being processed into a paste of lies."