: [To God] "I watch one donkey sex show and you make me pay for it the rest of my life !" Charlie : "Always a bridesmaid, never a burro."
: Charlie begins dating Kandi’s mother, Mandi (played by Gail O'Grady), which Berta famously describes as being like a "box of hamsters" crawling over each other. [S3E20] Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
: While Alan attempts to win Kandi back at Judith’s house, Kandi’s father, Andy (played by Kevin Sorbo), arrives for a blind date with Judith. : [To God] "I watch one donkey sex