Leo was a digital hoarder. His external hard drive, a brick of plastic and humming metal named "The Vault," was a graveyard of abandoned projects, meme folders from 2014, and movies he’d never actually watch.
The "Missing Condom" wasn't a tragedy of the bedroom; it was a comedy of the retail variety.
In the video, the man reached for a box, fumbled it, and it slid behind a metal shelving unit. He spent the next six minutes trying to fish it out with a coat hanger he’d pulled from a nearby display.
Leo watched his past self finally give up, look directly into the security camera with a face of pure defeat, and walk away. He remembered now. He had been so embarrassed that he’d hacked the store’s (admittedly terrible) security system the next day just to delete the footage, but had accidentally downloaded it instead.