Countryballs #1 : Never Call Reichtangle At 3am ! (halloween Special) -

(Peeking out) "Germany? You… you aren't the Reichtangle?"

"H-h-hello? Reichtangle? Is that you? I am calling to say you are very tall and scary, please don't hurt me." Deep, Monotone Voice (Reichtangle): "...Guten Tag, Polen." (Peeking out) "Germany

(Sighs) "No. I am a hard-working taxpayer in a box. I told you, no more watching spooky videos before bed. Now, give me the phone." please don't hurt me." Deep

This sounds like the setup for a classic creepypasta or a "storytime" style script! Monotone Voice (Reichtangle): "...Guten Tag

Voice from phone: "Is the Anschluss ready yet?" Germany: (Eyes widen) "Uhh… Polen? Who is that?" Poland: "I told you! RUN!"

"NATO cannot stop… THE ANSCHLUSS. Look behind you."