"I looked at the secondary market on RedWeek ," Martha chimed in, pulling out a printout. "People are trying to give away their timeshares for $1 just to escape the maintenance fees. One guy is offering to pay the closing costs himself".
Arthur looked at the glossy brochure. It featured a couple laughing on a balcony overlooking a turquoise ocean. He did some "napkin math" in his head, a trick he’d read about on Reddit . "And the maintenance fees?" Arthur asked. "Oh, a pittance!" Gary waved a hand. "Only $800 a year." cheap time share
Arthur’s pen scratched against the napkin. "$800 a year for the next thirty years... that’s $24,000 in just fees," he muttered. "Plus the $5,000 entry. We’re looking at a $29,000 commitment for one week a year in a place that, according to Tripadvisor , has 'tired' furniture and a pool that’s closed for 'emergency repairs' half the time". "I looked at the secondary market on RedWeek
Gary’s smile didn’t flicker. "But think of the memories! You can’t put a price on memories, Arthur. Plus, with our network, you can trade your week for a ski trip in Taos or a villa in Aruba!". Arthur looked at the glossy brochure
The air in the "Sunset Vista" sales office smelled of salt air and desperation. Arthur and Martha sat on a plush sofa that felt like it was made of plastic and regret. They had been lured here by the promise of a "free" three-night stay in Orlando, a $200 Visa gift card, and a breakfast buffet that turned out to be cold bagels and watery orange juice.