"Just take over the payments," Leo said, his voice cracking. "And promise me you’ll never use it for TikTok. Use it for something... meaningful. Like downloading the entire Library of Congress while sitting on a bus."
Leo stood on the corner of 5th and Main, holding a cardboard sign that simply read: buy my cell phone plan
"It’s a grandfathered rate!" Leo shouted at a woman in a power suit. "Unlimited data! No throttling! I’ve had it since 2009. It’s a relic! It’s heritage!" "Just take over the payments," Leo said, his voice cracking