Bad Code Contest <2025>

: Does the code make the reader want to retire immediately?

Entries will be judged by our panel of weary senior developers based on: Bad Code Contest

Welcome to the , where the goal isn't to solve the problem—it’s to solve it in the most absurd and inefficient way possible . : Does the code make the reader want to retire immediately

: Solve a trivial problem (like checking if a number is even) using 5,000+ lines of code, three external APIs, and a custom-built neural network. 000+ lines of code

: Write a program with no infinite loops that is mathematically guaranteed to never finish running before the heat death of the universe.