Zorp was the worst invasion commander in the Andromeda Galaxy. While other aliens brought death rays, Zorp brought a .
But Zorp wanted . He built the "Super-Magnet ATM," a device that beamed every stray penny and forgotten nickel on Earth directly into his vault. The gold reserves of Fort Knox were teleported into his basement to be used as doorstops. ALIENS WANT MONEY TYCOON INFINITE MONEY AND GEMS
Then came the . Zorp didn't care for Earth diamonds; they were too small. He used a tractor beam to pull a literal asteroid made of solid emerald into low Earth orbit. He began "mining" it by simply shaking it until giant green rocks rained down into his backyard. Zorp was the worst invasion commander in the